Portrait of Bobby Sherman

Bobby Sherman sings Gordon Lightfoot? I'm sure that jackass's cover of "Wherefore and Why" seemed like a good idea back in nineteen-seventy-whatever-the-hell, but it sounds like a gahddam abnormality today. I'd rather pour a beaker of hydrochloric acid in my lap, but that might wreck the upholstery. I'm sure he was a fine enough chap, but for the love of God, can we please stop doing this to womankind? Well, idiotadolescentgirl kind, anyway. Trotting out vapid California pinheads and giving them a crash course in sensitivity and populist poetics? Shameful. Still, I've gotta admit, some of those young boys were so pretty back in the day, they even called out to me from the cover of Tiger Beat. But that doesn't mean I was gay. Lots of straight guys couldn't tell Bobby Sherman's flared ass from a honey-dew melon if you showed them the pictures real fast. If I could find the receipt for my childhood, I might just take it back and see if I could exchange it for a copy of Bobby Sherman's K-tel blockbuster "Portrait of Bobby Sherman." But that would mean I'd have to track down my childhood's original buyer, and I haven't spoken to that bitch in years. Seriously though, Bobby Sherman pointed the way to the future we are now so richly enjoying. A true visionary douche-bag. Thanks Bobby.

Seed words: wherefore, beaker, abnormality, chap, receipt, buyer, womankind, crash course, tiger, pointed

This one goes out to JoFu, but the words were generated on coyotecult.com because hes' too "busy" to think up 10 words.